"for external use only" is just a fancy way of saying "don’t put this in your anus"
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
i laughed for 68 years
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
your children are beautiful and that is the most lovely family photo I ever did see!
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter
i hate remembering good times that i had with people who ended up being really shitty to me
i love necks for so many reasons.
- bite them
- lick them
- kiss them
- suck on them
- smell them
- nuzzle them
- and just press your face against them and breathe in the other person
- break them
- strangle them
- slit them
- columbian necktie them
- snap them
- kick them
- and if youre a vampire you can just bite in and drink in the other person
I liked this post at first but by the end I loved this post.