nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

youre-late:

i-am-funnier-in-enochian:

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

You forgot the single pen

They already lost the single pen

youre-late:

i-am-funnier-in-enochian:

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

You forgot the single pen

They already lost the single pen

swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*