Harrison Ford pierces Jimmy Fallon’s ear on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
THIS. HAPPENED. Rewatch all the madness (and Jimmy’s yelling).
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard
If I’m comfortable enough with you to spoon, your dick ain’t gonna bother me.
I used to be TERRIFIED of this.
The struggle is real
the two of you are fuckin babies now go stick those dicks against a pair of buns
*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time
it gets funnier every time.
Meanwhile on a parallel universe
I laughed way too hard at this
*grumpy old man’s voive* GET AWAY FROM MY TEXT POST
Things I did not know, but should.
This is a post that might save a life.
My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males.
HE’S GOING TO KILL YOUR FATHER YOU NAIVE LITTLE SHIT
what would happen if i actually shared porn on facebook
IM LAUGHING SO HARD PLEASE HELP ME
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.